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The Talking Blues
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Folk Music Challenge 2013 Lyrics included.
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I'm just an old great grandfather enjoying my retirement!
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Acoustic • Acoustic Folk
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#733 in subgenre Peak #5
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Peak #40
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April 19, 2013
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MP3 3.2 MB • 160 kbps • 2:48
Lyrics
Well if you want to get to heaven I'll tell you what to do You gotta grease your feet in some mutton stew Slide outa that there devil's hand and ooze on over to the promised land Take it easy, but go greasy I was down in a holler just a sittin' on a log My finger on the trigger and my eye on a hog Pulled that trigger and the gun went zip Grabbed that hog with all of my grip Course I can't eat hog eyes, but I love chitlins I was down in the hen house on my knees When I thought I heard a chicken sneeze But it was only that rooster saying his prayers Just a thankin' the Lord for all those hens upstairs Roosters praying, hens a layin', little pullets just a plugging away the best that they know how. Now I'm just a city dude livin' outa town People round here call me Moonshine Brown I make the beer, I drink the slop Got nine orphans...hey, they keep callin' me Pop? Oh well, I'm patriotic, just raisin' soldiers and Red Cross nurses.
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Keyshardy
Apr 29, 2013
Really like your introduction here Joe, Superb acoustic work..got a real Johnny Cash sound to my ears!..Really excellent stuff buddy!
Dr. Bob's Jazz - Benefit Boppin' Quartet - JBBQ
Apr 29, 2013
What a performance, Joe! You just always amaze me so with your versatility - from song genre to accents of your vocals plus fantastic instrumentation. I LOVE THIS SONG! WONDERFUL FOLK MUSIC!!
GinNger SparklezZz
Apr 25, 2013
awesome joe!! i just love that warm southern accent you have! :D funny & kind lyrics!! great music too!! total americana styled folk song! allot of fun in this!
Pinecats
Apr 24, 2013
The Golden Age of Folk....ahh yes.... Man that is rock solid guitar work Joe...funny lyrics and a definite Arlo influence..that's a good thing! This is total coffeehouse stuff at it's live best. Loved it!
The Smivets
Apr 23, 2013
Well I laughed my trousers off to this Joe - just fantastic the whole thing - I can just picture you doing this on stage and bringing the house down. Great picking and amazing vocal better than Country Joe MacDonald. Loved it!
Oddger
Apr 23, 2013
Truly entertaining. So well performed and I love the accent! The lyrics to this one is really funny and you add to that by the way you sing and phrase it. Fine guitarplaying also, good old folksy style. Love it!
Drumnjon
Apr 22, 2013
YER Talkin Blues ...alright...WOW! SO ENTERTAINING .... HEARING WAY TOO MUCH FUN!! BRILLIANT JOE! JON :):):)
Carlo D'Anna
Apr 22, 2013
This is it! This is folk! Awesome work Joe!!
spinaceto
Apr 21, 2013
Oh yeah man!! What an authentic sound and performance, superbly delivered....great track, great musician and singer: Joe, my respect to you! Peace. -Spin-
Michael Bennett
Apr 21, 2013
Top shelf ENTERTAINMENT from the get go - that is what songs can do and you did it good here!
VMP (USA)
Apr 21, 2013
Way to go Joe, this authentic folk performance shines with down to earth charm, love it!
Rodrica Rudge
Apr 21, 2013
Wonderful!!! I love the talking intro, it really sets the track up nicely....then the song, wow! Fantastic guitar picking and top notch vocals, awesome job, the expression and delivery are a joy to listen to!
The Footnotes
Apr 21, 2013
I'm still laughing .... great entertainment, and yes the talking intro is brilliant.
gabe stenziano
Apr 21, 2013
oh yeah. the speech alone was enough to get my vote. great job on the song as well. that is the way its done. perfect vocal and the guitar sounds great. love it.
Michael Duran
Apr 20, 2013
My favorite of the night, and that's sayin' a piece pard ;)